Marianne. 20. Creative Writing major. USA.
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fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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kaishabackwards:

schizoauthoress:

Persephone as a dark and off-putting goddess who worries her mother by hanging out with satyrs and making weird stuff like pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. Hades being charmed and intimidated all at once.

better story tbh

briannaclawson:

Go home deer. You’re drunk.

briannaclawson:

Go home deer. You’re drunk.

coppernyala:

"I’m going to need THAT guy’s arm!"

coppernyala:

"I’m going to need THAT guy’s arm!"

hatos:

fronk-jaeger:

heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

hatos:

fronk-jaeger:

heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

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  • teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
  • me: winged eyeliner

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

takeaspoonful:

The others got Groot a new pot and decorated it. 


Group activities that these adorable and ridiculous space dorks do together when they aren’t busy fleeing across the universe from supervillains

homosexualfrustration:

do you realize the Captain America 2 title is actually just Steve Rogers: Bucky Barnes

“Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched”
- A line from an EW article questioning why it’s only women in Hollywood who have their privacy violated x (via pansycakeofwesteros)

Sept. 1 11:27 pm

justice4mikebrown:

awkward-lee:

true friendship

seralphia:

fireami:

tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

i skip breakfast because it makes me nauseated to eat so early in the morning.

^——— This, right here.

Michael “Rage Cute” Jones [x]